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vyudali:

maple-moose-muffin:

vyudali:

impulssi:

littleaphheadcanons:

All nations instantly know when another nation has set foot inside their borders.

#headcanon #why is this so funny to me #they’re working and suddenly their head snaps up and eyes narrow #/they’re here/

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My hand did not slip.

oh god but imagine America doing the in out in out thing where he hops back and forth on the border just to be a dick

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STOP GIVING ME IDEAS

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unlockaflockofwords:

ughsocialjustice:

cracked:

sorenbowie:

codyjohnston:

shinji-kun69:

Don’t ever fucking try to tell me that white people aren’t targeted and discriminated against for the color of their skin. Don’t ever try to fucking say that ANYONE has never been discriminated against. If you want fucking justice, then ACT on that justice.

HI UM NOPE
This headline is the deformed offspring of lies, bad reporting, and a Getty Image from 2012 taken after a man was beaten by police at the Occupy Wall Street protests.
The article cites no sources and reads like a Facebook Aunt telling a story they heard from their son’s buddy Taylor, most likely because it’s a poorly-paraphrased version of this also false article that calls itself ”White Man Cold-Cocked By Vicious Ferguson Mob In Blatant Racist Attack.” Money quote from the article:

“Most recently, a man was simply standing outside of a St. Louis McDonald’s where he was surrounded by a group of black man who punched the man in the face for no reason whatsoever. Seemingly unprovoked, the group intentionally targeted this man for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown.”

Ah, yes, the classic “for no reason whatsoever” immediately followed by “for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown” trick. That old reporting chestnut.
Anyway. The tale of an entire mob attacking this man was
followed up by showing these tweets, where the story originated:

This is all from the same article, mind you. There’s a paragraph describing a mob of black men attacking this white guy, and then they show the actual source describing a single black man punching the guy in the face once. Also? The Knockout Game doesn’t exist.
ALSO also?

So really, “Black Man Punches White Man In Face, Other Black Men Try To Apprehend Black Man Who Punched White Man In Face,” because Ferguson’s hero-to-asshole ratio is actually through the fucking roof.
And yet…

Anyway. It sucks that the guy got punched a couple weeks ago, but if you’re going to lie about it, try being just so much better at lying.

Cracked shouldn’t be the “journalists” catching this kind of thing. If you read something that sounds outrageous but tickles that part of your brain that wants it to be true, there’s a good chance it’s made up specifically to do that tickling. Take twenty minutes to research it before sharing or you sound like an idiot.

We can de-bullshit you on this kind of stuff but honestly it’s getting exhausting.

Not to be all SJW-y here, but this piece of news is false, people. - The Scandinavian one

I have spent 15 years living & working as a white person in areas where the majority of people aren’t white - in London, in the Middle East, in Asia & now Africa.
I have never, ever stopped benefiting from white privilege. Because racism against white people IS NOT A THING.

unlockaflockofwords:

ughsocialjustice:

cracked:

sorenbowie:

codyjohnston:

shinji-kun69:

Don’t ever fucking try to tell me that white people aren’t targeted and discriminated against for the color of their skin. Don’t ever try to fucking say that ANYONE has never been discriminated against. If you want fucking justice, then ACT on that justice.

HI UM NOPE

This headline is the deformed offspring of lies, bad reporting, and a Getty Image from 2012 taken after a man was beaten by police at the Occupy Wall Street protests.

The article cites no sources and reads like a Facebook Aunt telling a story they heard from their son’s buddy Taylor, most likely because it’s a poorly-paraphrased version of this also false article that calls itself ”White Man Cold-Cocked By Vicious Ferguson Mob In Blatant Racist Attack.” Money quote from the article:

Most recently, a man was simply standing outside of a St. Louis McDonald’s where he was surrounded by a group of black man who punched the man in the face for no reason whatsoever. Seemingly unprovoked, the group intentionally targeted this man for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown.”

Ah, yes, the classic “for no reason whatsoever” immediately followed by “for nothing more than his skin color in a backwards attempt at justice for Mike Brown” trick. That old reporting chestnut.

Anyway. The tale of an entire mob attacking this man was

followed up by showing these tweets, where the story originated:

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This is all from the same article, mind you. There’s a paragraph describing a mob of black men attacking this white guy, and then they show the actual source describing a single black man punching the guy in the face once. Also? The Knockout Game doesn’t exist.

ALSO also?

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So really, “Black Man Punches White Man In Face, Other Black Men Try To Apprehend Black Man Who Punched White Man In Face,” because Ferguson’s hero-to-asshole ratio is actually through the fucking roof.

And yet…

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Anyway. It sucks that the guy got punched a couple weeks ago, but if you’re going to lie about it, try being just so much better at lying.

Cracked shouldn’t be the “journalists” catching this kind of thing. If you read something that sounds outrageous but tickles that part of your brain that wants it to be true, there’s a good chance it’s made up specifically to do that tickling. Take twenty minutes to research it before sharing or you sound like an idiot.

We can de-bullshit you on this kind of stuff but honestly it’s getting exhausting.

Not to be all SJW-y here, but this piece of news is false, people. - The Scandinavian one

I have spent 15 years living & working as a white person in areas where the majority of people aren’t white - in London, in the Middle East, in Asia & now Africa.

I have never, ever stopped benefiting from white privilege. Because racism against white people IS NOT A THING.

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lumos5001:

mr-fandom:

lumos5001:

ayebastille:

reblog if you remember when pompeii WASN’T a number 1 song and BEFORE it was popular and ASH was still FALLING from mount vesuvius

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I thought this post was for people who remembered?

YOU JUST HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T YOU

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“Fuck, my tea.”
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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mousathe14:

floozee:

drawallthehomestuck:

thedkey:

catch-the-star:

samael:

shaggy2pope:

supermega8:

mostflogged:

intergalactickoala:

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She won’t say she’s in lesbians.

I love you oh my god

SOMEONE HOLD ME

BUT ALSO SOMEONE DRAW KANAYA IN THIS STYLE

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my tea is everywhere but my mouth right now

Vriska

Well, this may be the stupidest best thing I’ve ever done but it was worth it.

So what you’re saying is, Karkat is Phil?

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It keeps getting better.

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pvriah:

nonelikerae:

I am in love with this

Bruh

pvriah:

nonelikerae:

I am in love with this

Bruh

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schmemy:

I Got You This Rose.
Because.
Your Name Is Rose.
Like This Rose.

schmemy:

I Got You This Rose.

Because.

Your Name Is Rose.

Like This Rose.

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zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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hemmoan:

goodbyefriendsiamgoneforever:

just a friendly reminder that there are people out there who’ve had sex with your favourite celebrity and you’re not one of them

how the FUCK is that friendly

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mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

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troyetroyetroye:

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

I’m sitting in basement alone crying at this

(via cranberrydelight)

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

(via eating-cereal-with-a-teaspoon)